Soooo fulllll

I was a fool. An East Side Mario's and Second Cup patronizing fool. And now I'm full.

Kids in the Hall alum Bruce McCulloch is still writing KITH skits on his website. I found this, and it amused me:

Music: GET OUT OF MY DREAMS by Billy Ocean plays. Bruce and Mark - roughly resembling the seminar guys - bound out on stage.

MARK
Wow! What a great group!

BRUCE
And what a great song!

MARK
And what I love about that song is - it isn’t technically part of the scene so we don’t have to pay royalties for it.

BRUCE
What I love is its theme. The theme of dreams. You know I have a dream.

MARK
You do?

BRUCE
Sure I do. Each morning I wake up and I say, Today, I hope that my pants fit.

MARK
Well you’re not alone - I think a lot of good Americans are feeling that way these days.
News flash.

MARK AND BRUCE
America – you’re getting kinda chubby.

(From Spigot)

I also heartily recommend Movie Buddies.