When chopping jalapeno peppers, do not touch your nose. Even if you wash your hands, you will end up touching other parts of your body and the next 24 hours will be spent in varying degrees of discomfort.
I wonder what will unseat Google from its position of power in the world? We used to (still) worry about Microsoft, but Google controls searching, email, desktop searching, instant messaging (soon)... they better not turn evil.