I have a sore throat...

...and therefore I purchased some throat lozenges at the drug store this morning*. It's a kind that has an anaesthetic in it, so my throat gets numbed a bit. But I bought the extra strength kind, so my entire throat and tongue and mouth are numb -- I feel like my tongue is swollen up! Better than that, I bet I could say "Ambew is slahmmin'" and have it sound perfect!



* my full purchase list, because that's the sort of thing inquiring minds want to know: orange juice, apple juice, ginger ale, throat lozenges, condoms. Sounds like quite the party, I know. :)