Morning Smile
Oct. 29th, 2004 09:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
c9Years ago, the Globe & Mail wrote a little pun or quip called the Morning Smile, which was usually pretty dumb. Eventually, after about 98 years of that, they ran out of funny things to say there, so they've been taking submissions from readers for the past couple or three years. These are even worse, needless to say. But today it made me laugh, so clearly the apocalypse is upon us.
"Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the war in Iraq?
A. George W. Bush knew how to get out of the Vietnam War.
-- Alec Englander, Thornhill, Ont."
"Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the war in Iraq?
A. George W. Bush knew how to get out of the Vietnam War.
-- Alec Englander, Thornhill, Ont."
