Have you ever played eye tag with someone, really wanted to meet them, possibly wanted even (ahem) more from them, and not been able to? Possibly due to being convinced that you're the creepy old guy in the scenario? I hate that feeling.
Naah, you're not creepy. You have a certain je ne sais quoi about you that's definitely not creepy. Odd maybe. If I wanted to be funny-mean, I'd say "sad," but that's totally not correct.
The National Post has a new free daily in several major cities called Dose. It's pretty tabloidy. In each issue's news section there's a subsection called "WTF." [shakes head]
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