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c9 ([personal profile] c9) wrote2005-04-16 10:23 am

Papal Procedural Perversion

"But there is one formality that will likely not be observed. Perhaps it never was, and thus is more myth than fact, arising as it does from the folklore of a female pontiff, Pope Joan.

According to the story, the pope's womanhood was discovered when she went into premature labour during a procession. Shocked and revolted, the crowd stoned the pope to death. A tiny Madonna shrine on the Via dei Querceti marks the spot where Joan, her believers claim, was killed and buried.

To prevent any similar deception, it is said, every newly elected pope has his genitals felt by the electing cardinals, groping through a hole in a ceremonial porphyry chair."

From the Toronto Star

[identity profile] putaindemerde.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's just wrong on numerous levels :-P

[identity profile] jpman.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
They should get t-shirts which say "I felt up the Pope - 2005".


[identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Laugh Out Loud Award for April 16, 2005.

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
I knew a PoPosting would bring you both out of the woodwork.

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
I knew a PoPosting would bring you both out of the woodwork.

[identity profile] jpman.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to say we're predicatable? Harumph, or whatever the appropriatly indignant noise should be. I'm behind on the newest, most "in" sounds of indignation.

:)

[identity profile] iambic-cub.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ick. The youngest 'serious' contender for Pope is 62! I don't mind the daddy bears, but 62? That's pushing it too much for me. And I refuse to grope genitals unless there's sexual intent!