Announcer's Test

[c9]

* One hen
* Two ducks
* Three squawking geese
* Four limerick oysters
* Five corpulent porpoises
* Six pair of Don Alversos tweezers
* Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
* Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
* Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
* Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.

http://www.jerrylewiscomedy.com/announcer.htm

Comments

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

It's just not as funny without the ASL interpreter.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Agreed. The amount of energy and facial contortion that guy puts into it is stunning. The female interpreter was far less enjoyable.

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

I admit...I just don't find Jerry Lewis funny.

I would however pay big money to see, say, Shaun Majumder read this! Especially if he did it while in character as Bhinder, the sports guy...

[c9.livejournal.com]

Jerry Lewis doesn't do it for me either. Shaun Majumder doing it might be good, but NOT as Bhinder. The repetitive 22 Minutes characters just drive me up the wall. :)