From the Old News file...

[c9]

Says leapfish, "This isn't news at all!"

Aliant customers complain about service

(the headline, of course, not the actual article)

(I only explain because I don't want to be Scab of the Week.)

Comments

[bartok.livejournal.com]

that's not a newspaper title, that's my job description.

[canuckboy.livejournal.com]

Bah! Try dealing with Telus... when they're not on strike... *DIETELUSDIE*

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

canuckboy: "It's German for 'The Telus, The.'"

Parole Board Lady: "No one who speaks German can be evil!"

[canuckboy.livejournal.com]

You've lost me. :/

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

simpsons reference. sorry

[alliensis.livejournal.com]

Die Bart, Die.
I think you should grow your hair long, perm it, and grow a foot. It'd suit you.