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c9 ([personal profile] c9) wrote2004-03-18 03:55 pm

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"AUDITION FOR PORN! Masculine amateurs / natural women.
Easy money - must be open minded. Send photo and contact
info to: Suite 34- 3045 Robie St. Halifax, NS. B3K 4P6."

a) I hate those closed-minded porn auditioners.
b) I love that www.thecoast.ns.ca has all the ads online so I didn't have to type it out.

[identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Porn makes me feel,
Porn makes me feel,
Porn makes me feel
Like a natural
Woman.

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Does *anything* not make you feel like a natural woman? I'm worried about you.

[identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
My dykiest friend Natasha used to love the song "Man, I feel like a woman." When I suggested that it seemed a little femme for her, she said she meant it the same way as "Man, I feel like a burger and fries."

Therefore, I feel that you should no longer worry about me.

open minded

[identity profile] petele.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
anyone who is closed minded and applying to 'star' in porn really needs to rethink their priorities!

Re: open minded

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Now it doesn't say "star" -- maybe they're OK with the background, b-level cast having all sorts of issues. "We've recruited an on-set psychologist! Whaddaya say?"

[identity profile] joecdn.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Is Robie St. really really long??? Or ummm...is this happening in your neighbourhood!?

That might be fun to know about!

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes and Yes. Robie is fairly long, so it's not next door or anything. But it's walkable -- we could check it out.

[identity profile] ratonil.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you going to the casting? ;)

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no such plans. Yet.

[identity profile] ratonil.livejournal.com 2004-03-18 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Please let me know :-) I could buy the film @ Priape.com