Security Through Embarrassment

[c9]

Have you ever had airport security find something... private... in your carry-on? *ahem*

In related news, I'm now past security and on my way to Ottawa for the week. :)

Comments

[bartok.livejournal.com]

Are you referring to your Flesh-light or your Snuggie?

I'm not sure which would be more embarassing.

[c9.livejournal.com]

LOL - if only I had one of each, then I could get empirical results for you.

[1-2-ready-go.livejournal.com]

I've never really looked at this photo before. Is that a Hershey's Kiss in your armpit?

[c9.livejournal.com]

I think they've moved past dogs and are raising penguins!

[bartok.livejournal.com]

It's a rather large wooden penguin at a nearby museum.

They're not commonly found foil-wrapped at the corner dairy.

[1-2-ready-go.livejournal.com]

OH! I see the penguin head now. I thought you were holding your jacket open, and there was some silver thing under your jacket. But your hand is on the penguin head. Jeez, stupid computer screen resolution.

[richie73.livejournal.com]

naw I don't travel with my giant dildos, monster butt plugs and nipple clamps.

[1-2-ready-go.livejournal.com]

*adjusts crotch*

Hi, I don't think we've met :)

[richie73.livejournal.com]

Haha, {nice to meet you}.

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

Not really *private*, but US customs did find something that required us to recently go to the "rubber gloves" secondary screening area on our vacation... :-(

[rebelprince26.livejournal.com]

ok, what was it?

[c9.livejournal.com]

Just imagine something that you wouldn't want security to look at, touch, or take out of your suitcase. It was something like that. :)

[rebelprince26.livejournal.com]

yeah, but i want to know EXACTLY what it was!

[c9.livejournal.com]

I can tell you do. But I'm not telling, it's much more fun this way.

[rebelprince26.livejournal.com]

not for me, it isn't.

[c9.livejournal.com]

If the story was about you, then you'd be in charge. *smirk*