Fw: FWD: IMPORTANT!!!!!!!111!!! (Fwd)

[c9]

Normally I don't forward these messages. I hate those
hoax email warnings, but this one is important. Send
this warning to everyone on your email list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is
conducting a survey and asks you to show him your
boobs, DO NOT show him your boobs. This is a scam; he
only wants to see your boobs.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and
cheap.

Comments

[bartok.livejournal.com]

why are you so bitchy about showing people your boobs?!

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[c9.livejournal.com]

why are you so bitchy about being asked why you're so bitchy?!

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[bartok.livejournal.com]

because I'm a bitter shell of a man and/or because of the moon's gravitational pull.

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[c9.livejournal.com]

If the moon pulls your bitter shell too hard, will it fall off and you'll have to grow a new one?

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[bartok.livejournal.com]

that's just gross. You've taken this too far Mr. MacLeod.

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[c9.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

Cam's icon has his head cocked to the left. Andrew's icon has his head cocked to the right. When you comment back and forth like this, you make me seasick.

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[c9.livejournal.com]

I am considering several responses. Please vote.

...and why am I so pasty? / ...and why is Andrew so orange?

...I never noticed that, we are quite nauseating. Does this happen at parties we both attend too?

...I thought I asked you to stop talking about my cock.

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[finfinaud.livejournal.com]

#3

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[bartok.livejournal.com]

Because I am a tanned Adonis, and you are a pasty mole-creature. Answer was obvious enough to me. :-P

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

That is the funniest thing I've seen on livejournal not written by me in a long time.

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[c9.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I got it from my actor friend Kyle, who probably ripped it out of an email he received. Because he's an evil evil theif.

[kdborg.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that I shouldn't come to your door conducting surveys?

lol

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[c9.livejournal.com]

It says front door.

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[kdborg.livejournal.com]

There's a back door?! lol

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I feel stupid and cheap most days anyway.