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c9 ([personal profile] c9) wrote2005-10-05 10:50 am

The History Of The Universe In 200 Words Or Less.

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

Copyright 1996-1997 by Eric Schulman.

[identity profile] zedinbed.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure there's more to the universe than just Earth so terms like League of Nation and the WTO seem to become redundant in the universal perspective. :p

But still. A list of big words makes me drool like any other nerd out there. :)

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly, I found it very human-centric and Western-Developed-World-centric. But the nice thing is it might make people think a bit deeper. God knows the planet could use some thinking these days!

[identity profile] ironmanjt.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Whew, I feel like I just played a game of Civ3!

Other versions of the history

[identity profile] eric-schulman.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
can be found here (http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/hist/). Musings on its human-centric and Western-Developed-World-centricness can be found here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/eric_schulman/6099.html). And while we're at it, the book I wrote based on the history can be found here (http://members.verizon.net/~vze3fs8i/bhtes/).

Re: Other versions of the history

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for dropping by, and for adding the links!