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c9 ([personal profile] c9) wrote2004-10-08 01:46 pm

Uh-oh

[livejournal.com profile] bartok!! Martha Stewart has a cat named Bartok.

[identity profile] scott8424.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But the more important question here is why were you looking at that website???

And who the fuck names their pet Empress Wu?

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't ask [livejournal.com profile] simplisticton his pets' names, then.

I wanted to find the message from Martha that was mentioned on the news, essentially just her little "Yes I'm going to jail, and I won't be updating my website as often, etc" message. But that site appears to be so corporate that I couldn't find it.

[identity profile] scott8424.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There used to be a "Martha's calendar" every month in her magazine (shut up, I used to subscribe) that would detail her plans, i.e., what gardening tasks would be done on what day, when she had to reorganize some closet, whatever. They got rid of that apparently, but it would have been interesting to see the October calendar.

"October 8: Report to minimum-security women's prison. Be sure to pack mace."

[identity profile] bartok.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no cat named Martha.

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Empress Wu, at least? I think your path is clear.

[identity profile] bartok.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
the only empress wu is jen wu

[identity profile] hardy-har-har.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
pssst... a little birdie told me:

http://www.marthatalks.com/

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's always so exciting when I hear from Matt's birdie.

That icon is horrifying and wrong.

[identity profile] hardy-har-har.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
admit it. it is sorta like a car crash - isn't it?

[identity profile] c9.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
A little. *sheepish grin*

[identity profile] cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com 2004-10-08 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Comments:

- Good use of the word "nightmare".

- Why are "appeal" and "thoughts" in bold?