Ahhh, life in the big city.
Scene: Three young mothers pushing strollers with babies in them down the subway platform, Sunday morning, 10:45am.
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word: eat a dick."
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: "What?"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word! Eat A Dick!"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: "What?"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word--"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #3: "Sshhh!"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "Eat a dick."
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: (pause) "What?"
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Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word: eat a dick."
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: "What?"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word! Eat A Dick!"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: "What?"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word--"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #3: "Sshhh!"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "Eat a dick."
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: (pause) "What?"
(this is what you're missing out on,
msvu20!)